He's just so silly

Well I had another provocative lunch with the famous RJ (one of my co-workers). He's an innocent dreamer who researches all of the latest hot topics--usually conspiracy theories and grotesque dieting techniques. I thought I'd include a little snippet of today's lunch conversation below...to the best of my memory:

(Upon entry into Jamba Juice, for lunch)
John: So, you're gettin one of those Wheatgrass Shots, huh? wheewy!
RJ: (Chuckling) Yep, every time!
John: I hear they're supposed to be great for you, but man...those things will take the paint off your car!
RJ: Ha, yep!
John: They'll cure Cancer, too!
RJ: Is that right?
John: Sure!
RJ: Ya know....I heard they already have a cure for Cancer.
John: Oh yeah? Just don't wanna give it to us, eh?
RJ: That's right, I heard it actually was pretty easy.
John: Ah, how bout that. (Orders lunch)